
I'm a fan of science fiction, both the good clever stuff and the hokey old dodgy stuff.
The environs of the Irish town of Boyle, the place where I live, are considered by a few to be a
hotbed of UFO activity.
Anyway, I was standing out the back of my house tonight enjoying looking into the mysterious foggy darkness and I got to thinking about my preferred alien encounter:
The flashing lights descend majestically from the misty night and alight in my back garden. The obligatory ramp descends from the bright white light and the usual unearthly silhouette comes forth its features obscured to my vision due to the light and the dry ice smoke and all that. After a while of me looking for it, and it looking at me, it says (in broken English):
'I am Captain Seamus Brennan, commander of this vessel of the Caowdung imperial fleet. You know I could kill you now, earth man'.
'How does that make you feel?' I ask.
'...What do you do here on this planet?' It asks.
'We're very confused' I say, 'We don't know where we came from and we don't know what to do. It causes big problems, and so we fight with each other and cause each other to suffer. We live lives of distraction and conflict. How is it where you're from?'
The silhouette retreats up the ramp. The aperture of light closes, and the whole light show fecks off back up into the dark night.
'Get us out of here, Brian' Captain Brennan says to his first mate as three of his green, muscular arms grip the edge of the illuminated control panel, '...it's just another number 14'.
Regards,
Harry.